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| Today I wrote Thank-you letters to awesome people whom I don't know.
Always
Woefully
Embedding
Something
On
Meditative
Endorphin-fingers!!
And my endogenous morphine rises and rises, only to plummet in the shape of a spiral! Isn't that bewildering!?
Chant
Holler
Agonize
Oxidize
Sometimes...
Origami fascinates me, btw. This is something I made in the past few days. I think twas supposed to be a grasshopper?!
Grasshoppers are pretty cool as well. Just like origami. Origami, like us organisms, has evolved over the year as theory has developed and paper has been evolving. I'm not actually kidding!
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| It certainly has been a long time since I used xanga. Xanga and Livejournal keep getting ideas from each other. I'm sure the free version is better than non-free versions from the distant past, simply because of this evolution. Since the last entry or so, I've done the following:
- Enroll into Carnegie Mellon's School of Computer Science.
- Get rejected from 7 other schools.
- Film the string of commercials with Justin and Ingrid. Justin is a great actor. I got to put guacamole on my face and wear alien costumes.
- Run around with a bag of Cloud's poop during Ingrid's "after-AP" party.
- Join Facebook in hopes of meeting people that will help me get higher salaries.
- Attend prom in a dress. I like to spin. I like servants with British accents. People like James need to appreciate spinnning more.
- Live in Shannon's beach house for two and a half days. Her backyard is the ocean. However it rained throughout and the outdoors weren't utilized very thoroughly. The kayak in the ocean worked slightly well. Ingrid made me sick by coughing all night long. I met someone who laughs almost exactly the same way each time. Then before departure none of us remainders could figure out how to re-fold the bed and four post-it notes were attached to it to express our deep sorrow.
- Grill burgers at the second cookout for the first time in my life.
- Turn (reportedly) 18 the next day, diseased with a coughing fever.
- Attempt to buy gifts at stores, but end up buying cheap bedding and accessories for my anticipated future dorm.
- Draw platypuses and tortured bunnies in people's yearbooks at the luncheon.
- Six Flags trip for seniors. Elaine made me ride on the Kingda Ka with her, and it was great. It was also brief and overrated. Dr. Galitzky talked about the physics while riding.
- Get a credit card and first check book from the bank.
- Then the next day, I got lost in Montvale (temporarily) during Steve/Rich's birthday party.
Lessons I learned:
- Just work harder on your favorite application.
- Don't waste time/money applying to so many schools.
- You cannot film something with the camcorder rotated 90 degrees, because TVs all have the same orientation.
- Don't lean on things that are likely to break.
- Do not drink coffee if you are hyper and plan on sleeping next to a cougher. Do not drink gin after drinking coffee without food.
- Many unexpected people smoke.
- Rides with >2-hour lines are not worth it!
- Do not do trust your sense of direction in confusing places that have become much darker than they were 45 minutes ago.
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|  woww It is a fantastic planet!  
Prozac is sold under some pretty uncool names in other places: Sarafem®, Fontex® (Sweden), Foxetin® (Argentina), Fluctin® (Austria, Germany), Prodep® (India), Fludac® (India) and Lovan® (Australia). Why, why must they come up with all these names when "Prozac" sounds so perfectly melodic? Do they visit different places and do studies on what name sounds the least depressing in each place?
Of course if possible I would make a pro-depressant drug called Despair to make people miserable.
Obese mom jokes are so flexibly nonsensicle (some favorites):
me:
yo momma's so fat her forehead droops down and acts as a blindfold
yo momma's so fat that when she walks down the street she says, "Please stop hitting me, moving vehicle," when it's really her oversized elbow that's jiggling into the car with a kinetic energy of 900000 kJ!
yo mamma's so fat she got confused when her belly kept saying "Do you see it??!"
your momma's so fat she cuts open aardvarks to use as shoes, because shoe stores don't have Size Aardvark!
yo momma's so fat she makes drum sequences by walking aorund
Ingrid:
yo momma's so fat, she thought she was the MOMA
yo momma's so fat that her arms stick straight out
yo momma's so fat that she neglects you and doesn't bother with clothing anymore.....and she wears a diaper
yo momma's so fat that moves by rolling from place to place
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| dictionaraoke is so cool! It features robot voices singing to hit songs. My Heart Will Go On is one of the good ones, with unique echoing and purring sound effects.
two colleges so far accepteds... 8 more to apply... and not much done oh nose..
On the other hand, last trimester was probably the 1st time I got all A's in highschool! (if A- counts too) yay! Unless this unknowingly happened freshman year.
You are a doomed mathlete.
Planaria capable of regeneration maintain a reservoir of embryonic stem cells called neoblasts, up to 30% of the adult's cells. These totipotent cells are scattered throughout the worm's body. They provide the cellular raw material for regeneration and wound healing, which is why if you split a planaria into several pieces they can all generate into new individuals. Within 15 minutes after amputation, epithelial cells at the edge of the wound close over the lesion. Within a day, a high number of neoblasts accumulate beneath the wound epithelium. Regeneration of lost body parts is complete within about 10 days after amputation... | | |
| Please don't loose your mind!
My name is not Frank. New cubicle. Warmer and in the sun. Not like the cold windy sunless server closet. The shadows of the rising smoke come out of the shadow of the pollution pipe.
I think I'm going to take an extra meal card from now on so I can eat more (well actually I am entitled to it). The Spanish cash register lady yelled at me once for taking too much food. It's mostly because the delicious pineapple and strawberries are like $10/lb and I take a whole bowl. Steve Nalbone will be the visitor.
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